I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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