their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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