I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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