you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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