It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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