I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just invented taco cereal.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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