Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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