Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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