We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i just made my gag reflex go away.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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