Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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