Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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