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So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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