I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Randomize
