some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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