What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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