oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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