before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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