remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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