Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'm jealous of your bromance
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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