please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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