Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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