hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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