Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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