You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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