I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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