Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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