maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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