Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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