oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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