I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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