Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Randomize
