cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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