Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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