Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
