If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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