drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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