Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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