How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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