The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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