ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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