But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Randomize
