my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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