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John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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