gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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