id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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