She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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