just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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