Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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