it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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