And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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