didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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