I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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