You really coming over, don't trick.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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